Saturday, April 08, 2006
My life once had a very large hole in it, and my heart did as well.
Now it is very full, thanks to the alliance of two of the biggest weirdos on earth. I really began to believe that I would advance towards living a life alone, and I was okay with that. But then I met L, the male version of me. We are very alike, except he makes a better pot of coffee than me, can cut veggies into very small pieces with the Santoku knife, and sews! No more crap hem jobs on too long pants! No more bulky vegetables! I once told a friend I had the social graces of a sociopath, but he challenged me to compare myself with Hitler and Pol Pot. I can't imagine having a beer with either of them, but I wouldn't have minded whacking them with a large handbag. In any case, happy weekend!