Amazing Hair Discovery #1

I recently had a haircut. It was a lot shorter than I expected it to be, but I like it. My concern is femininity, so I have been wearing lots of jewelry to compensate. One amazing thing I have discovered is that if I run my hands through it after drying it, it makes me look like Napoleon's grandmother from Napoleon Dynamite. I pointed this out to L and he said, "Make yourself a dang quesadilla." Right on.